JAYHAWK
DIARY
The Sensitive Man
A woman meets a man in a bar.
They talk; they connect; they end
up leaving together.
They get back to his place,
and he shows her around his
apartment.
She notices that one wall of his
bedroom is
completely filled with soft, sweet,
cuddly teddy bears.
There are three shelves in the
bedroom,
with hundreds and hundreds of cute,
cuddly teddy bears carefully placed
in rows, covering the entire wall!
It was obvious that he had taken
quite some time to lovingly arrange them
and she was immediately touched
by the amount of thought he had
put into organizing the display.
There were small bears all along
the bottom shelf,
medium-sized bears covering the
length of the middle shelf,
and huge, enormous bears running
all the way along the top shelf.
She found it strange for an
obviously masculine guy
to have such a large collection of
Teddy Bears.
She is quite impressed by his
sensitive side
but doesn't mention this to him.
They share a bottle of wine and
continue talking and,
after awhile, she finds herself
thinking,
'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy
could be the one!
Maybe he could be the future
father of my children?'
She turns to him and kisses him
lightly on the lips.
He responds warmly.
They continue to kiss, the passion builds,
and he romantically lifts her in
his arms and carries her into his bedroom
where they rip off each other's
clothes and make hot, steamy, passionate love.
She is so overwhelmed that she
responds with more passion,
more creativity, more heat than she
has ever known.
After an intense, explosive night
of raw passion with this sensitive guy,
they are lying there together in
the afterglow.
The woman rolls over, gently
strokes his chest and asks coyly,
'Well, how was it?'
The guy gently smiles at her,
strokes her cheek,
looks deeply into her eyes,
and says:
'Help yourself to any prize
from the middle shelf.'
I was ask by a young man, how many women have you had sex with in your long life?
I had to think. I had been employed by a large corporation. Drove a Lincoln, made a lot of money, not hard to look at. Women just showed up.
The Rolly-Polly bugs are common to Kansas, small bugs with many legs; roll up when you touch, in to little balls.
Mom caught me today rubbing a girls bottom. Don't know why I was doing it, just seemed right. Mom told me to come in and wash my hands. Thank whatever; she did not see me put the rollypollys in her?
CHERRYVALE
Kriste M. went to the movie with me, I always liked Kris. We watched the movie and I started to touch her. She started to move.. I looked behind in the other seats behind us, and a guy was going nuts. Kris was bucking like crazy. We left the movie.
Came home this afternoon and my folks were in bed. I had small talk and watched my mom's face. I think he had it in her ass. Let me clarify, my father was a pig and my mother had cancer of the uterus of which she died later.
What a night. Ended up at a car that had my classmate in it. The guys were gathered around taking turns with her. I took my turn.
Caroline H. was ready when we got there. Guess she told her folks we were going for a ride. She had these large dark brown panties. I was first, then he, she told him not to watch, and inhaled loudly when I put it in. Then we took her home.
Ann D. boyfriend was to get out of prison tomorrow. After she sucked me she spit the cum on floorboard.
INDEPENDENCE
Dixie K. was special. She taught me about oral sex. When she took too much, she would gag and then start again. She was very good and consistent. We liked this, as all I could do was cum on her belly so no preg. One night she sucked me off completely and made such a fuss, but she took it all. She liked it because she did it for years. She would put my balls in her mouth and suck and pull, hurt, but how sexy. She told me as I was coming, my god your filling me up. She said as I ass fucked her to hurry up and cum; I can't take it much longer. She had a son.
Donna H. was a treasure, always there when I needed it. She was young when we started. I think she had a son. The last time I seen her she sucked me and said it was bigger then she remembered, what a turn on. We then went to the back porch and she got on it, when she rose up I could see the street light between her legs. She had a boy.
MANITOU
Barb H. kissed so much and pressing against her made my balls sore.
EMPORIA
Irene C. had a room above the people she cared for, and that's were she led me. She seen me watching as the cum ran out of her. She stood at the door so she could watch if he came back, she bent over and asked if I thought she was a dog.
TOPEKA
Darlene said she could take care of this as I drove and began to suck. Met several times for gangbangs. Liked to be bit on nipples so hard I was afraid I would bite them off.
Judy D. said it was easier to suck guys off, then argue about sex. I ask if I could come this way and she said, if would please you. We left a cafe and went into the ladies room; sure as hell a lady came in.
Lady said for me to lie on floor, sucked me.
Tom it was said, shot himself with a shotgun in Chicago. He owed people in Vegas.
Aunt Jerry fell off a bridge into the Verdigris River late one night
MARYSVILLE
I was on my way to Topeka in the rain. It cleared for a while and I stopped on the deserted highway to see a light in the sky, it had the shape of a cigar with an orange glow around white elongated center. I lost track of time.
KANSAS CITY
PJ listened on the phone as I told her I had just picked a her number out of the book. It got her attention and I drove up to meet her. We partied a lot after that. She was a lover and was always thinking about things to do that I did not think of.
Girl in our office sucked me as a young man fucked her. Went back to my room and she layed on bed on her back with head hanging off end, I straddled her and push it down her throat, I could see it in her throat.
My friends picked up a bowling team. One sucked me as her friend in the passenger seat watched intently When I came she gagged and the one watching ask her, did that taste good?
Woman celebrating 20-year anniversary without her househusband sucked me in car until we got back to my room. She left about 4am.
LYONS
Gwen was a very young thing. She was a virgin and at the motel, I offered to pay for the sheet. I met her in Lyons a lot, or she would drive to wherever I was at. At first she did not know what to do with it in her mouth. I told her just to do what seemed right. she never complained about the cum in her mouth. She was sitting on me in the car and I moved it back to her ass. In the light I could see her bite her lip has it slipped in. After I came, she went right back to sucking. She did not stop just because I came.
SALINA
Judy C. was afraid of getting pregnant so almost always sucked me off. She had nipples as big as a nickel and I will never forget those long legs up in the air. In the room I was setting in a chair and she sucked me off and then she jumped up and started for the bathroom. I always guessed to spit, but stopped and came back to rub her pussy on my leg to get herself off.
Tiny and Jackie, two blacks I picked up at a liquor store and took back to room. I told them to undress and put the white towels on while I went to get Jerry. When we came back, they had the towels on, how sexy in the dark. We took turns the rest of the night. They said no oral, which was something our race did.
Maid came back after her shift and had sex that afternoon. Young and married, maybe she was getting even or maybe, just did it all the time.
Red head liked to give what she called a tongue bath. Tom told me about her. She started at my feet and worked her way over my body. She was the only woman that could move her virgina as I came and it drove me wild.
Mary Ann was married to a preacher, same as Darlene in Topeka. Those preachers do something to women. She would do anything anytime. We fucked our way across Kansas.
She would keep sucking while I came which ruins you for ones that do not. When I did her ass she said, Ah I love it that way. Then she stuck her tongue in my ass ??
Girl with match trick came back with Jerry and me. She was between the beds, sucking and fucking. I would tap her on back and say switch and she would spin around. The next day a guy said she was in hospital from attempted suicide, and this idiot took her flowers and met her husband. I figured my life was over, but things settled down.
Met her at a stadium and she followed me to motel. I banged her so hard her head broke headboard. She insisted on seeing me again, but I begged off, as She was a little ditsy.
I drove to Denver to take a lady and her kids to her husband. When we got there I turned around and started back, to many hours on the road. It was raining like hell and I think I went to sleep. Behind me in the dark I heard a loud, Dickie. My hair stood up on my neck as it was my Mom and Aunt Jerry, who both used my nickname and both were dead.
WINTER PARK
Pat T. said she not know what I had done the first time, I came in her mouth, but after that it was non-stop. She really liked me to cum like that. And I was more than willing.
Pat's friend said she had just started bj's. I ask her to show me what she started. Pat T. came to the other condo and showed her friend how I liked to be sucked. Her friend tried to get me off again but there was nothing left.
Roxy G. from Texas just wanted to get lucky on her holiday, but when I wanted it more and more, until she had enough. I don't think she liked it.
The teacher took me to her house at Granby. Just sex.
Odd girl had oral sex with any and all anytime. I think was burned out on drugs. But she was handy.
Took sweet thing from ski area to buy pots and pans. First one to get tears because I would not cum from her blowjob. I told her I had been around the horn and needed it a little more aggressiveness. She started again like she was on a mission and got the job done.
VEGAS
Hippie followed me to car. I told her car to small to do anything. She said she could do oral sex. I told her I came a lot, like a cup full. She said she wanted it. After the first time she said it looked like I had more and started again, there was more.
Pat N. the black jack dealer was off and on, did not get there much, but she was always
ready.
29 PALMS
I was camping on a hill, under a park shelter. I heard two guys raising hell down the hill. I went back to hammock. One guy came up the hill and said he was going to sell me a bar of soap. I told him, I stayed in motels every two or three days and kept the soap. He said he was going to get his buddy and they would just take what they wanted. I had a starters pistol; I pulled it and started pulling the trigger. He ran like hell back down the hill and I could hear him and his buddy packing up.
BLYTHE
Girl with scar on leg, from restaurant came to room. Same old, same old.
GOODLAND
Nell and I were on the couch. She was lying between my legs. I had not even taken my coat off.
She sucked me till I was sore. Never stopped once just kept sucking, I would cum and she would keep going. It was still hard but no more cum.
DODGE CITY
Fancy came to my room every afternoon, but before school was out so she could pick up her kids. She made a face and I did ask her what was that, she said she was being sexy. After her divorce she cane to Wichita to give me a bj, which she would not do while she was married.
Red head at desk came to room. Very young and pretty. Only wanted to suck. I did not even get my pants down and the damn zipper was cutting my balls, but could not stop.
FALLRIVER
Spent evening with cousin, Joann, Husband killed her next day
PHOENIX
Picked up a hitchhiker, a fine looking girl. Went to room and she said if she got the right angel she could put it down her throat. She deep throated me several times.
Whore made a strange humph when I went in each time. It was like a game, I would jam it in and she would make the noise. I said suck me and she took the rubber off and started sucking. I said I wanted to fuck, she put a rubber on and turned around and made the noise. Used a lot of rubbers.
Little trailer had two whores tonight. One was just out of jail.
Ugly one took my change after she sucked me.
Blowjob in alley. Wiped me off with jeans out of backpack.
Cute girl sucked and said my cum taste like Pepsi. Well no wonder, she was drinking a pepsi.
Jenny at plant had to work early next day so we went out to a field to spend night. she made a popping sound when she rose up off my dick. I told her to turn around and she said O I know what you want. She held on as I put it in her ass, she spent time in Alaska.
I came in black girl's mouth and it went out her nose.
Jose a mexican girl sucked while I put a finger up her ass. I could feel her come, while I did.
RAINBOW VALLE
Neighbor beating on door, I ask what the hell was going on, He had gun. I told him to put the gun down and tell me what happened. He kept the gun and said he had just shot his wife at her work. I told him to put the gun down and run for the border, or put the gun down and go to the police, they would shoot him if he had the gun. He left with the gun.
Rattle snake between front door and the security door. I pushed him out with broom, then searched house for any others, none. I believe someone had put the snake there for me. I made a lot of enemies in the legal work.
Dad died
SAN DIEGO
Girl with great legs dancing went with me to brothers van and we turned 69. I could smell powder on her pussy and unloaded in her mouth in about 2 seconds. She was not happy.
Pat B. was jerking me hard saying give it to me, I did and she said, my god you came all over my face.
Safeway store woman invited me in to her mobile home and got on top. She had great breasts.
Model asks me what I would taste like now that I had came in her. I told her to find out. She seems to really like dick with cum and pussy juice on it.
Valerie would shake her head side to side when I screwed her. She did the same when sucking. Riding on my bike she would raise my shirt and hers to put her tits on my back.
Dixie A. would start sucking as soon as I pulled out. She said she liked the taste. A night on the couch she sucked me off and cupped her hand to her mouth to get to the sink and ran into wall.
Guys neighbor and I drank ouzo and had sex. She turned so I could not touch her when she sucked. Told me my hair was like fur. She had a daughter.
Beauty shop girl gave me cocaine. Just went to sleep and dreamed my motorcycle was taken apart.
Strange girl came to my apartment and we drank all evening and then smoked a little. she said to be lucid or lose it and we laughed our asses off.
Barbara J, at bar use to suck me off after work.
Pretty young girl told joke "emRducs" and give great head.
AVONDALE
Wanda T. had big nips, just wanted to be rubbed, no other sex.
Girl at my beauty shop, young pretty and married liked to jerk me off each day.
Old women needed help. And paid me with slow bj.
TONOPAH
Dog woke me up at 2am barking. I looked out and seen several people trying to load a motorcycle on a truck. Not my bike but I knew who owned it. Went out with shotgun and said, whets up. They said none of my bis and three of them stated towards me. I was not going to stand there in the desert and get beat, so I shot in the air, flame about two feet shot out and hell of a boom. Those people looked liked the village idiots, running every which way. They came back next day with owner.
SEDAN
Donna H. came from Independence to fuck.
LAWRENCE
Mary P Mary P and I came back from KC to see porno movies. She sucked back to Lawrence and swallowed. Must have tasted bad, she made a face before she started again.
Caught in room with Judy D. by wife.
CHANUTE
Beauty shop was my account. After we took care of business, we screwed in her chair.
IOLA
She called it a skin flute and hummed while she sucked.
Maid at motel showed up for gangbang. After a long time we noticed a epilepsy tag on her necklace... I took her home.
Very young girl sits on it in the car then sucks, maybe 16?
ARKANSAS CITY
Peggy worked at plant and after to much time we went to bed. Then she got together with my wife to compare notes.
Donna was best friend's wife, which was fair because he screwed mine.
Neighbor liked it on top with her husband. She said that was the only way she could feel it good. She got on top of me and went nuts, saying it was too much, but she did not get off of it.
Leroy Nelson was a drunken nigger that almost killed my brother. I went to his house with a gun. His wife was inside yelling, "Don't kill my man". The sheriff showed up and asks me if I planned to kill him. I said no, just scare him. Sheriff told me to take my gun and go home. I did, that’s the way things were done in those days.
Mom died
GREEN BAY
She said her legs were her best feature, but I think it was her mouth, except when she finished me; my dick would be coved with cum. And she would smile as the cum ran down her chin. she would hold her mouth open so I could see the cum?
CHICAGO
Friend brought a lady to our table. I don't remember what made me say it, maybe something she said or maybe the drinks. But I just said, this is no lady, this is a whore. When we got to the room she ask if she could take her top off. I did not care. She took care of me for a 20, and then went to his room.
MARTINEZ LAKE
Did not even think about it, we just met on dance floor and I kissed her for New Years. I never do this, but I stuck my tongue in her mouth as far as I could, she said she came. Every year after that she would come to my table for New Years. Guess I should have done that to more women.
GREATBEND
Girl from motel bar came to room. She had to be on top because she did not want hair messed up as she was headed home.
I checked in motel and she followed me to room. She must have been in lobby.
Played pool with a guy at bar. He asks me about some women in town. He killed her that night is what the detective told me.
WICHITA
Thin pretty girl from AAA office went to my car. I said I did not have enough room in car. She said do you want it manually. I said no, and she said orally? I agreed.
COFFEYVILLE
Big girl, not fat, just big. Loved it all. Did not have a nipple on left tit.
MANHATTEN
Good looking little company employee liked my Lincoln. After dinner she sucked me in the car. Then I stopped on a dirt road and leaned her over grill and screwed her hard. She either liked it a lot or really faked it good.
Setting in the restaurant with a follower and she asked what I would taste like. same old.
Sallie and I were at a small creek, drinking. She told me she likes cum on her. She was on her knees and asks that I jerk off on her face. Ok
WHAT TOWN? Old mind is going.
My friend and his girl friend close the bar she worked at and headed back to motel, singing American pie. We doubled dipped her.
Same friend met another double dip victim. She said like getting it at both ends. She had the tightest pussey I know of.
Old waitress back at little trailer sucked and then said, there’s more than one way to do this. I pulled her up on top to keep from licking her.
THOUGHTS
Every now and again some jerk drives around killing people, just regular people. If these psychos are going to do this crap, kill a politico, lawyer, a child molestor, or someone that would help us all
GOD
Light seven black candles
To the powers that be, that watch over me,
the black candelas are lit, my enemy's be smit
My true self to thee for these things to be
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Thank you Father, Thank you Father, Thank you Father
SEX:
Sex is the way women get a man to pay for what they have decided is the way to live.
BJ's:
INVICTUS
Out of the night that covers me, Black as the Pit from pole to pole,I thank whatever gods may be For my unconquerable soul.
In the fell clutch of circumstance I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance My head is bloody, but unbowed.
Beyond this place of wrath and tears Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years Finds, and shall find, me unafraid.
It matters not how strait the gate,How charged with punishments the scroll,I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.
William Ernest Henley. 1849–1903
I was ask by a young man, how many women have you had sex with? I answered, over 400.
He said, you must be a hell of a lover? I had to think.
Well I thought, and the conclusion is No, I was a terrible lover. I don't care to kiss because you don't know what she has had in her mouth. The only pussy I licked was my wives. I come to quick, in less I'm drinking. The only thing that saved me was, I have a cute way of getting on and off.
CANNON BALLS !!! DID YOU KNOW THIS?
It was necessary to keep a good supply of cannon balls near the cannon on old war ships. But how to prevent them from rolling about the deck was the problem. The best storage method devised was to stack them as a square basedpyramid, with one ball on top, resting on four, resting on nine, whichrested on sixteen. Thus, a supply of 30 cannon balls could be stacked in a small area right next to the cannon. There was only one problem -- how to prevent the bottom layer from sliding/rolling from under the others. The solution was a metal plate with 16 round indentations, called, for reasons unknown, a Monkey. But if this plate were made of iron, the iron balls would quickly rust to it. The solution to the rusting problem was to make them of brass - hence, Brass Monkeys. Few landlubbers realize that brass contracts much more and much faster than iron when chilled. Consequently, when the temperature dropped too far, the brass indentations would shrink so much that the iron cannon balls would come right off the monkey. Thus, it was quite literally, cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey. And all this time, you thought that was just a vulgar expression, didn't you?
The Serenity Prayer
God, give us grace to accept with serenity
the things that cannot be changed,
courage to change the things
which should be changed,
and the wisdom to distinguish
the one from the other.
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